"So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be."

Charlie- Perks of being a Wallflower (via classactionpawsuit)

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korralations:

viivus:

Man Tenzin is going to have the BEST MORNINGS EVER living with three airbending kids, four teenagers, and a pregnant wife.

And by best I mean worst.

Also I have no idea why I actually coloured this, the sketch was probably good enough hurp

This is the best! I really hope we get some hilarious island interaction, as I like to call it.

This is so funny, though. Jinora’s just reading, Ikki and Meelo are fighting, Bolin is laughing and Mako and Korra who are fighting, and Asami is trying to comfort a sobbing Pema.

This is just golden.

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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

America: Well sure why not?

Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

America: Whatever you want!

Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

America: Okay, sounds like fun!

Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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all time low: -breathes-

some fans: OMFG GO BACK TO THE PARTY SCENE YOU FUCKING SELL OUTS. YOU SUCK NOW. YOU'RE IN THIS FOR THE FAME AND THE MONEY. GO BACK TO TOURING IN A VAN LIKE YOU'RE 17 AGAIN AND STOP PROGRESSING MUSICALLY AND LYRICALLY AND DRAWING FROM YOUR EXPERIENCES AS YOUNG ADULTS. HOW FUCKING DAre you.

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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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04th
June

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sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

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03rd
June

 BELOW AVERAGE!

BELOW AVERAGE!

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"Wherever you two both are, I miss you both dearly."

Emma Watson (via justwanttogetthere)

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